Haiku

Hi there, this is the Haiku I am doing for my Language Arts ACE.
It is entitled: Rain
Enjoy!

Rain
As the rain keeps falling
Across the road I feel the
Rain dripping on me

Parody of a poem

Hi there, I am going to do a parody for a poem to make it funnier. It is for my Language Arts Ace Points. For those of you who do not know what parody means, it means:
Parody - A humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing

Firstly, here is the SERIOUS piece of poem:

Death Penalty by Jess Terry
'Life for a life' she snarls,
eyes burning in flame,
'That's still a murder,
not some pawn in a game'
The voices of passion,
The eyes feverishly sane,
The patron saint of life,
The unforgiving saint of pain,
'Death to those who deserve it'
clenched jaw,
'That only hurts more in pain'
emotions raw
Death penalty argument,
across the english class,
'What do you think? ' pointing finger,
'I think I'll Pass'


After editing it and making it even funnier, ..........


Life Penalty by Mervyn Cheong
'Death for a death' the devil sobbed,
eyes watered with tears,
'That's still not fun,
like a boring game'
The voices of happiness,
The eyes brightly lit,
The devil of death,
The incorrigible mistake,
'Revival to those who deserve it'
Big smiles,
'That enlightens my day',
Smiles bloom,
Life Penalty debate,
across the enthusiastic class
'What do you have to say?' pointing finger,
'Let there be life penalties instead....'